
Blue has a wart on the bottom of his foot. I’ve never had one so I don’t really know what to do with them but the other day Kristin got some of that stuff that is supposed to freeze them off with no pain or “discomfort”. I mean they sell this stuff over the counter, how bad can it be right?
So, we sit Blue down and tell him that he won’t feel anything and just to hold still so we didn’t get this weird freezing stuff all over the place. Kristin dips this thing into a cartridge thing and pulls out this smoking, giant, Q-Tip looking thing. It wasn’t instant, but about five seconds in to the forty-second process Blue started squirming around and saying that it was ‘hurting real bad’. Now, normally he’s a pretty tough kid when it comes to playing outside with friends, but he’ll have a heart attack if we try to do anything ‘medical’ on him. I think it’s a control thing, but he swears to me that it hurts. So he makes it through the whole forty-second process and is now completely upset at us for putting him through such a procedure. I mean the box says “painless” so it can’t hurt that bad right?
In an attempt to make things fair, I asked Blue if he’d feel better if I did it to myself too. He agreed that I should try it so Kristin did the same process on me, only on the back of my hand and without the wart. Instantly I felt like that scene on Fight Club where Brad Pitt pours acid all over Edward Norton’s hand and makes him stare at it to cope with some inner pain or something. That thing burned like nothing I have ever felt before. I waited the entire forty-seconds and tried to show Blue how brave I was and how it wasn’t really that bad, but also letting him know that I understood the pain that he was talking about…. then I ran to the bathroom crying. No, not really, but that picture above is the result now three days later. Yesterday the blister popped and today it’s just this open sore thing on the back of my hand.
I’m not sure if there’s a moral to this story or not. All I know is my hand is jacked form some painless thing that I’m sure somewhere on the box says “don’t put on normal skin, dummy”. But Blue felt better about things, so I guess it was worth it.