Dear Apple. 

Your iPhone is neat.  It’s been neat for a while now.  

I do have one small favor to ask.  Can you please make sure that when you do updates for your neat iPhone that there is enough room on your server for people that are going out of town for the next two days to be able to update.  It’s a little frustrating having your entire phone cleared off and then getting an error message saying that your iTunes store is having “unexpected errors” moments before leaving town.  It would be awesome when you tell me that something is “ready for an update” to actually be ready for an update.  

I still like your phone, but I wish I could use it as a … you know…. phone… instead of a fancy piece of glass and metal.  I know it’s a lot to ask, but I hope that you will take this request into consideration.

Your fair weather friend,
brody