It’s A Number Four Guard
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May
25
2008
10:11 pm

Now, I don’t claim to be able to answer all the questions on the show LOST.  I don’t even claim to remember all the things that could raise questions on the show LOST.  Tonight Kristin and I almost finished Season Three.  We have one more episode and then apparently there is an “enhanced” version of the Season Three finale.

So far lots of people have died, some have “switched teams”, others have almost died and not many questions are answered.  However there is one question that I have that I’m not sure will ever be answered and that is this. Who’s cutting Jack’s hair all this time?   I shaved my head a few weeks ago because I was tired of dealing with having hair.  That was only a few weeks ago, and already I am finding myself in a situation where I need to decide whether to cut it again, or start the whole “growing out” process again.  Jack just seems to have that perfectly shaved head the entire time.  

Now, I know what you are saying.  ”Well Brody, what about everyone else on the island?  Their hair doesn’t look like it’s growing either.  What do you say about that?”  And to that I would say, “Well they have scissors, but they don’t have clippers, now do they?”.  There’s no possible way that Jack could get his hair like that without using clippers with a number four guard and I’m not seeing that in the bonus features.  Sure, razors for the bald fella.  I’ll give you that.  Scissors for everyone else.  But not Jack.  There’s no way.

So these are the things that keep me up late on a Sunday night.  You?

**P.S.  If you give anything away about the season finale of Season Three, I will publicly humiliate you in front everyone who reads this blog.  We haven’t seen it yet, so play nice. **

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