The Urbanized Me
10
May
23
2008
7:03 pm

So, typically I am down with the Urban Dictionary.  See how I did that?  I said I was “down with it”, because I’m a pretty urban fella.  Well today, my friends, I am not so down with the Urban Dictionary and let me tell you why.  The reason I’m not down, is because of the definitions that it came up with for my name.  I mean I know that the “definitions” are submitted by people out there, but what I am wondering is if people are actually using my name in this way?  If so, it’s a little awesome and a little not. Check it out.

I’d recommend checking your name, but you probably will be bummed at what you see.

10 Comments on “The Urbanized Me”

  • 1) Kjaere
    May 23rd, 2008
    @ 7:25 pm

    yeah… good luck finding my name in that dictionary! Maybe the Norwegian version of the Urban dictionary ;-)

  • 2) Jeff M. Miller
    May 23rd, 2008
    @ 7:41 pm

    Um…so…yeah. I did this and…well…is it possible to wash your eyeballs? They feel really dirty now.

    I’m changing my name.

  • 3) Travis
    May 23rd, 2008
    @ 11:28 pm

    Mine was pretty dirty too. True…but dirty.

  • 4) Rachel
    May 23rd, 2008
    @ 11:42 pm

    Whoa.

    Some were good. Some were filthy.

    I already knew what my name means (pretty true to who I am, too!) But here are a few I liked:

    2. rachel

    Hebrew name meaning ‘an ewe’, or ‘little lamb’. Symbolizes purity.

    4. rachel

    a purehearted, kind, and compassionate woman; a good listener and a leader with the love of many

    And my favorite…

    Code reference to Marijuana, originating from the “Rachel Green” character on the popular American television series, “Friends” (NBC).

    (Right.)

  • 5) Tyler
    May 24th, 2008
    @ 9:09 am

    very funny. good find.

  • 6) randy
    May 24th, 2008
    @ 5:33 pm

    If you want to see something very disturbing, type my name in and see what comes up. It’s so messed up I can’t even do a post about it.

    ha ha ha ha :-)

  • 7) Raquel TWG
    May 24th, 2008
    @ 8:40 pm

    Raquel:
    Truly unique name; Also mistaken for “Rachel.” [ugh, yes]

    Sentence: “Hi, I’m Raquel, but people call me Rocky.”

  • 8) portorikan
    May 25th, 2008
    @ 3:55 pm

    my wife had a good laugh with this post.

    We created a certain word for ‘residual poop’ that doesn’t make it in the first flush. We like to call them, skittles. Feel free to use it. I added it to the dictionary. Hopefully, it will be accepted.

    Samuel isn’t so bad a word though, but Sam… that’s a little different. Good thing my name is Samuel and not Sam formally.

  • 9) Karen
    May 25th, 2008
    @ 4:24 pm

    I swear it’s true:

    “Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She’s funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn’t let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don’t listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.
    If you were to look up the word “amazing” in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.”

  • 10) Tracie
    May 29th, 2008
    @ 9:43 am

    i can’t even repeat what it said my name was. and the last definition of your name, um, gross.

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