Kristin stumbled on to this blog the other day and showed it to me last night.  We literally spent the next hour or so going through the previous posts and laughing more than we have in a while.  Most of what she says is pretty off-color, but that’s why everyone loves Carlos right?  Here’s something from one of her posts:

Xanax, a glass of wine and a long hot bath: the perfect accidental suicide way to end the day.

PS.  Why is it that some people kill themselves and don’t leave notes?  It’s not like you’re in a hurry or anything.  If I were to kill myself I would totally leave a note (unless I was in terrible pain from a cheetah attack) so if I die and there isn’t one then probably someone murdered me.  I bet if I did write a suicide note it’d probably have a typo in it and I wouldn’t see it until right before the poison hit and I’d be all “Oh shit, wait..is that how you spell ‘repugnant’?  Because that looks wrong” and that would totally be my last thought.  I should look up repugnant now just to be on the safe side.

Check it out, but if you get offended don’t come back here and yell at me.  Sometimes things are funny, sometimes things aren’t.  What’s your favorite blog you are reading right now?