So every once in a while I will look to see what people are searching when they end up on my blog. Typically it’s nothing too exciting. A few different spellings of my name, sometimes a search for a picture that I once used. More often than not there is a search for Jesse James, the cowboy bandit guy that got off’d in his own living room. But today. Today was different.
I was sitting down to send out a quick email and decided that I would take a look to see what people were searching. Here’s the list I got. More Jesse James, and then some negative thoughts on Myspace. Not too out of the ordinary. Then there’s that one third from the bottom. Huh? That’s odd. I’m not entirely sure anyone should be searching for that. In fact I’m really sure that no one should be searching for that. That’s not even something my wife would search for.
I sent the search results to Randy and after a good laugh, asked him to search it and see what happened. My luck would have there be some adult film star with my name and I didn’t need that showing up on my computer, so Randy got to check it out. Turns out it’s some female TV star from Australia, who hosts a “magazine and lifestyle” show. Nothing too racy, but certainly not me.
So, most of these blogs have a way of seeing what people are searching when they end up on your site. What’s the weirdest thing that you have seen bring people to your blog?
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This is not really weird, but definitely funny.
So if you didn’t know already, if you’re pathetic, come to my blog. That’s where all the pathetic kids hang out. Me being one of them.
moon janitor
2 times…weird.
My best one was:
“I need to poop”
Hmm? =/
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Oh, if I only had no conscience, a good head-shot of you, photoshop, and a ton of time to waste. We could give those searchers a site they never intended to stumble upon. Ha.
LOL - Thanks for twitting this Randy.
This was hilarious! I laughed so hard.
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they’re not that funny but they are…just odd…
- ‘emergent church nickelback’
- ‘is like blaming spoons’
- ’stealing pine cones’
- ‘time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector’
what?
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oh…and my personal favorite:
- ‘gene pensiero cult leader’
wow.
Yikes. :o)
“baby sitter poaching”
The majority of keyword searches leading to my blog have to do with the song “We’re All in This Together…” The one from HS Musical. Or the Ben Lee song. Both of which are ridiculously popular. Needless to say, I have some pretty random visitor maps (Hungary, Japan, the Philippines, etc.) Maybe I should change my header to something more unique.
people get to my blog searching (frequently) for:
1. barbie jesus
2. biker granny
Brody are you going to pick out the most weird searches from your comments?
That was me. Sorry, I get my n and d mixed up sometimes when typidg.
I found it interesting that when I blogged about my experience at a local Japanese Steakhouse, I picked up Singapore the next day!!!!
“stanky and the coal miners polka band”
Really? Strange.
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