I Forgot To Tell You.
13
Apr
10
2008
2:58 pm

I forgot to tell you about our Jackass moment last night.  Steven from The Myriad and I “tased” ourselves.  That’s right, with a 650,000 volt taser.  

One of the guys in Eisley picked it up at a surplus store and we thought it was a good idea to try it out.  Steven had done it earlier in the day and convinced me that it wasn’t that bad, by doing it again on the back of his calf. After a good ten minutes or so of talking me into it, I gave it a shot. I mean how bad can it really be? It’s only 650,000 Volts of electricity shooting into your body, right? Plus there’s nothing more funny than a bunch of thirty year old guys standing in an alley in downtown Nashville tasering themselves.

So check another thing off the list of things I have never done. I can’t say I’ve never “tased” myself again. What a moment. Oh yeah, and guess what? It freaking hurt. You can check out Steven’s encounter here.  Good times.

So let’s hear it. Have you ever “tased” yourself?

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13 Comments on “I Forgot To Tell You.”

  • 1) joshua
    April 10th, 2008
    @ 3:21 pm

    hahahaha. i started laughing once i realized what this post was about. it really is a funny topic.

    no, i have not tased myself, but i think i would, given the opportunity!

  • 2) Kjaere
    April 10th, 2008
    @ 3:37 pm

    I have not tasered myself, but I have witnessed my friends play with a Dog’s shock color… That was entertaining to watch

  • 3) Seth Ward
    April 10th, 2008
    @ 4:05 pm

    What in the hell were you thinking… … … NOT VIDEOTAPING THAT!!!

    Come on dude. How many bloggers do you know have a video of themselves being tas..tazed?

    I’ve always wanted to give that a go but I would be afraid that I would go into cardiac arrest or something.

    So give the account. Come on. Your boys can’t really read yet. And you can take it down when they do!

  • 4) portorikan
    April 10th, 2008
    @ 4:24 pm

    I personally haven’t, but I’ve thought about it.

    My friend has, and we recorded it on his cellphone, I edited the video and put it up on my blog…

    http://samuelfebres.com/blog/2007/12/13/1-stun-gun-1-dare-1-angel-rios-dont-count-dont-count-dont-count/

    It was hilarious as I’m sure yours was too.

  • 5) cool dad
    April 10th, 2008
    @ 6:39 pm

    Never been tased myself, but seen my friends tase each others at parties. That’s one party favor I’d rather leave without.

  • 6) Tyler
    April 10th, 2008
    @ 6:41 pm

    um no and don’t plan to.

  • 7) nancy
    April 10th, 2008
    @ 6:42 pm

    uhhh - you do know that people have died from the shock, right?

    they might have been heavily under the influence of something when they were buzzed, but they died.

    think about that next time mister!

  • 8) alan
    April 10th, 2008
    @ 7:18 pm

    I’ve got to agree with Seth. That is so a camcorder moment. I say redo it, but this time record it. Until then, I’ll take a look at potorikan’s clip.

  • 9) Alymc
    April 10th, 2008
    @ 7:46 pm

    Heck no I have never tased myself … and never will. I’m kind of a wimp though.

  • 10) Linny Best
    April 11th, 2008
    @ 6:30 am

    Although I didn’t tase myself, I was close…my dad’s a policeman and he came home from training one day and showed me his new taser, it looked just like a gun, but it wasn’t. I was intrigued, had to play with it. I was examining it (seriously thought the saftey was on) and shot the kitchen cabinet. It was kinda funny…so that’s me taser story.

  • 11) Seth Ward
    April 11th, 2008
    @ 10:42 am

    I wonder what one little zap would do to a cat…

  • 12) Lindsey
    April 11th, 2008
    @ 10:48 am

    haha, no. No thank you.

    Buuut…I go to UF. We like to tase people around here. It’s probably only a matter of time. haha

  • 13) KFJ
    April 11th, 2008
    @ 1:59 pm

    No and I am deadly afraid of those thingies!!!!

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