“I Didn’t Want To Look Like A Crazy Person”
15
Jan
31
2008
4:33 pm

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This is some carbon monoxide meter that came plugged into the wall when we bought our house. We never really knew what it did, but knew that we wanted our kids to stay alive so we kept it plugged into the wall, in the middle of the hallway. There it stayed until our youngest started to crawl and walk and pull things out of wall outlets. Then we moved it into my office where it would at least keep me safe from deadly chemicals… or whatever. Occasionally one of the kids would walk by and push a button on it causing it to beep really loud and it would take a good ten minutes pushing different buttons to get it to stop making my ears bleed.

Yesterday Cooper figured out a way to make it beep and stay beeping every ten seconds or so. Kristin and I tried for about an hour pushing different button combinations to get the noise to stop, but since this thing came with the house, it did not come with instructions. Finally we resolved to just putting the thing in the garage where we could barely hear the beeping and figured eventually the batteries would run out and we would be free.

This morning I walked downstairs to get breakfast started for the boys and heard a constant, high pitched screeching noise coming from the garage. I knew something had to be done so I went to the garage, picked it up and threw it on the ground. The beeping instantly stopped as pieces of plastic and wires flew all over the garage. I realized that there were probably more civil ways to handle something like this but at least the noise had ended.

When Kristin came down stairs minutes later, I confessed what I had done and told her that the meter thing that we had no idea what it did was smashed all over the garage, but the noise had stopped. Kristin started to laugh, looked at me and said,

“I was thinking about doing the same thing, but didn’t want to look like a crazy person.”

15 Comments on ““I Didn’t Want To Look Like A Crazy Person””

  • 1) anon4him
    January 31st, 2008
    @ 4:55 pm

    lol! That was smooth!

  • 2) P.D. Ross
    January 31st, 2008
    @ 5:00 pm

    That’s the only way to handle that situation. Well Done!

  • 3) brittneyfoster
    January 31st, 2008
    @ 5:01 pm

    I went through the same exact thing. You are not alone. haha.

    There should be some easier way to make carbon monoxide meters less annoying. I mean, if it comes down to smashing them into pieces… there’s something wrong with the design of the confounded contraption.

  • 4) eric brown
    January 31st, 2008
    @ 5:11 pm

    uh…don’t those things beep when carbon monoxide is present? maybe that’s why it was beeping, and now you are going to die. just a thought.

  • 5) Alymc
    January 31st, 2008
    @ 5:39 pm

    Haha. That’s funny.

  • 6) Chaotic Hammer
    January 31st, 2008
    @ 5:52 pm

    Dude, that’s hilarious! Your wife is awesome.

  • 7) Dan Ray
    January 31st, 2008
    @ 7:00 pm

    it would take a good ten minutes pushing different buttons to get it to stop making my ears bleed.

    Your life is basically a video game.

  • 8) Barb
    January 31st, 2008
    @ 8:02 pm

    That’s my boy !!!!!
    Love you, son…..Mom

  • 9) Just A Passer By
    January 31st, 2008
    @ 8:09 pm

    Although there’s many different ways to handle that situation, I’m glad you picked this one, much more entertaining. What’s going on in your house, all these technical problems. Hmmmm… I don’t know Brody, but some thing very suspicious is going on. J/K, it’s probably just nothing, I said probably.

  • 10) travis
    January 31st, 2008
    @ 9:06 pm

    Dude - hope your fire alarm doesn’t start acting up next.

    Actually, I panicked when I first saw the picture - after your earlier posts, I was pretty sure you’d decided to solve your Apple power supply problem with a 9 volt.

  • 11) randy
    January 31st, 2008
    @ 10:38 pm

    So my influence on you hasnt wore off yet. (remember when i threw my skate board into your shins, that sucked for you)

  • 12) Lindsey
    February 1st, 2008
    @ 12:10 am

    Have you seen Garden State?

    My favorite line: “Honey, don’t stay in the house too long today. I unplugged the carbon monoxide detector because it was just beeping all night.”

  • 13) cool dad
    February 1st, 2008
    @ 8:34 am

    Sounds like a bad week for electronics in the Harper household.

  • 14) Reid Greven
    February 1st, 2008
    @ 9:27 am

    Dude! You’ve got a son named Cooper? Me too!

    You’ve spent too much time with the Fee boys? Me too!

    You’ve got an awesome wife? Me too!

    You had 1,500 hits the other day? Still waiting for that one…

  • 15) Kelly
    February 2nd, 2008
    @ 11:43 am

    Lol!!! :-) I completely understand…thanks for the laughs, Brody & Kristin!

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