1) At a restaurant, have a table that rocks back and forth because the legs aren’t level -OR- a chair that does the same thing?

2) Have a bionic eye -OR- ear?

3) Be somebody’s pet cat -OR- somebody’s pet dog?

4) Be forced to share your bedroom with and elk -OR- to share your bathroom with a man with strange skin problems?

5) Spend 3 weeks in a lifeboat with a person who talks incessantly about his or her medical problems -OR- with somebody who has a chronic wet, hacking cough?

6) If you had a second head, have it facing the same way with full movement -OR- havin it facing backwards fixed in place, unable to move?

7) Be trapped in a cave of hungry vampire bats -OR- put a large jar full of bees into your pants?

As a man, have a terribly bad fluorescent orange dandruff -OR- have your sweat smell like Chanel No. 5 perfume?

(All questions courtesy of the Would You Rather . . .? board game.)

(HT: Euphrony)