Pancake Death
For the last two nights, I have been rooming with a guy named Preston Martinez. Preston usually plays bass for The Afters, but on this tour is playing bass for Phil Wickham.
In the production office we generally have a candle of some kind burning to off set the smell of athletic stadiums, and sweaty crew. This week, the candle scent of choice was hazelnut cream. I don’t know what hazelnut cream really smells like, but this candle puts off a very strong smell of warm maple syrup. I don’t really like it myself. I feel like I am covered in syrup and I can’t get away from it, but some of the other office guys like it.
Last night, just before we went to sleep this conversation occurred in complete darkness.
Preston: “I have been smelling pancakes for three days.”
Me: “Yeah? That’s kind of gross.”
Preston: “It’s weird because when I was younger someone told me you smell pancakes right before you die.”
Me: “How would anyone know that, and still be able to tell you?”
Preston: “I have never thought about that, but I have been kind of freaked out all week. I feel like I need to be looking around for death.”
Me: “Show your face pancake death.”
Preston: “Do you smell it at all?”
Me: “Nope, I have no idea what you are talking about.”














































On the last M*A*S*H episode, the guy smelled bread right before he died.
I’m not sure what smelling pancakes means. If you’re Chris Rice, smellin’ coffee means some serious jack.
Brant
I always think of sticky kids hands, kind of gross dirty, sticky kids
That’s wrong.
Really, really funny but wrong….
I just found your blog, but I’m going to enjoy it.
Think. I think I’m going to enjoy it.